Dirty Messages Send Your Boyfriend

So, You've Been Sending Dirty Messages to Your Boyfriend, huh?

Alright, let's dive into this like we're old pals at a café, yeah? You know, the one with the quirky barista who always spells your name wrong on the cup. So, you've been sending some... shall we say, spicy messages to your boyfriend. Well, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause we're about to explore this digital love letter highway together.

First Things First: The Naughty Nora Network

Let's start with the basics. You're not alone in this sexting spree, sweet cheeks. According to a study by the Journal of Sex & Marital Therapy (yes, that's a real thing), around 88% of adults have sent or received a sext. That's right, more people are sexting than are eating avocados these days. And that's saying something, considering the avocado craze.

Now, I'm not saying you should be sexting like it's going out of style, but it's nice to know you're in good company. Just remember, when you're typing away, you're not just sending a message to your boyfriend, you're also sending one to the NSA, your carrier, and potentially the entire internet. But more on that later.

Sexting 101: The Art of Subtlety

Now, let's talk technique. You want to be subtle, yet suggestive. You want to make him raise an eyebrow, not an alarm. Remember, you're not writing a steamy novel here, just a quick, tantalizing teaser.

Think of it like a game of charades. You're trying to convey a complex, emotional experience with just a few words and emojis. And yes, emojis are your friend here. They can turn a simple 'good morning' into a 'good morning, '.

But be careful, too many emojis can make you look like a teenager trying to impress their crush. And nobody wants that. Unless, of course, you're actually trying to impress your crush. In which case, go wild, tiger!

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Sexting Don'ts: When to Keep It in Your Pants

Alright, now let's talk about what not to do. First off, never, ever, under any circumstances, send a sext to the wrong number. Trust me, you do not want to be the reason someone's grandma gets a surprise on her phone.

And while we're at it, let's talk about photos. If you're going to send nudes, make sure they're actually of you. I know it sounds obvious, but you'd be surprised how many people have fallen for the ol' 'catfishing' trick. And believe me, there's nothing less sexy than realizing you've been sexting a stranger's vacation photos.

When Sexting Goes Wrong: The Great Sext Hack of 2014

Speaking of sexting gone wrong, let's talk about the Great Sext Hack of 2014. You remember that, right? When a bunch of celebrities' private photos ended up on the internet? Yeah, that was a fun time for nobody.

Now, I'm not saying that's going to happen to you. But it's a good reminder that nothing on the internet is truly private. So, if you're not comfortable with the whole world seeing your messages, maybe don't send them.

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And if you do send them, make sure they're not incriminating. I mean, you don't want to be the next politician caught sexting about their love for... let's say, 'pork products'. Because, trust me, that's a story that's going to follow you around.

The Sexting Hall of Fame: When It All Goes Right

Alright, enough doom and gloom. Let's end on a high note. Let's talk about the time sexting went right. Like, really, really right. Like, 'won an Oscar' right.

Remember that scene in 'Knocked Up' where Seth Rogen sexts his way into a threesome? Yeah, that's some A-game sexting right there. It's subtle, it's funny, it's... well, it's Seth Rogen. But you get the point.

So, there you have it. The dos, the don'ts, the hilarious, the horrifying. Now go forth, my sexting savvy friend, and make your boyfriend's day. Just remember, keep it classy, keep it safe, and for the love of all that is holy, double-check that number.